Comments on: I’ll Drink to That! http://twistedsideways.net/2007/11/08/ill-drink-to-that/ This is the home of my random thoughts and life happenings. Nothing too serious, a few overshares, and my place to put pen to paper. Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:26:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Dave Frankie http://twistedsideways.net/2007/11/08/ill-drink-to-that/comment-page-1/#comment-139 Dave Frankie Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:03:44 +0000 http://twistedsideways.net/2007/11/08/ill-drink-to-that/#comment-139 MMMMMMMM...Toast! I love toast. I prefer mine slightly browned. I just don't like it too crunchy. Crumbs go everywhere. I prefer it with some butter; not that "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter" crap! I can believe its not butter. It doesn't even taste like butter! They should rename it, "I Can't Believe They Are Trying To Pass This Crap Off As Butter," or "What, Do They Think I'm Stupid? This Isn't Butter!" Those would be better names for that vile yellow garbage. I really like cinnamon toast with lots of cinnamon. Pair that with a nice glass of milk, and you have yourself a fine breakfast. Let's not forget about Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You can't go wrong with a good English Muffin. I like mine piping hot with lots of peanut butter. Its best when the peanut butter gets so hot it is runny! Why can't they make the english muffins more symmetrical? I hate it when I tear it in half and have a giant piece and a little thin piece. The thing piece always burns. It never fails. The worst is when the thin piece is so thin that it breaks. Why is it even called a muffin? Where's the muffin top? MMMMMMMM…Toast! I love toast. I prefer mine slightly browned. I just don’t like it too crunchy. Crumbs go everywhere. I prefer it with some butter; not that “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter” crap! I can believe its not butter. It doesn’t even taste like butter! They should rename it, “I Can’t Believe They Are Trying To Pass This Crap Off As Butter,” or “What, Do They Think I’m Stupid? This Isn’t Butter!” Those would be better names for that vile yellow garbage.

I really like cinnamon toast with lots of cinnamon. Pair that with a nice glass of milk, and you have yourself a fine breakfast. Let’s not forget about Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

You can’t go wrong with a good English Muffin. I like mine piping hot with lots of peanut butter. Its best when the peanut butter gets so hot it is runny! Why can’t they make the english muffins more symmetrical? I hate it when I tear it in half and have a giant piece and a little thin piece. The thing piece always burns. It never fails. The worst is when the thin piece is so thin that it breaks. Why is it even called a muffin? Where’s the muffin top?

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